Rob Zombie Announces 2020 Presidential Bid
Written by Gary Wakefield on April 1, 2019
The Massachusetts born rocker announced his decision to run in an attempt to make America more metal!
Normally quiet when it comes to politics; Mr. Zombie stated he could no longer sit back and allow America continue to go down its current path. He also announced his running mate would be none other than Sid Haig (Capt. Spaulding).
When asked about his platform Rob stated “I’m Your Boogieman. Ging Gang Gong De Do Gong De Laga Raga, Everybody Scream”. He continued as A Hearse Turns Over With A Coffin Bursting Open in front of a House Of 1000 Corpses, “Everything Is Boring, I’m going to show you How To Make A Monster. I have Medication For The Melancholy.” He finished by stating “It’s time To Saddle Up The Mule, In The Age Of The Consecrated Vampire We All Get High.”
The Man Without Fear kicks off his campaign July 9th in Baltimore with his Chief Of Staff pick, Marilyn Manson. Run, Rabbit, Run!
Oh, yeah… April Fool’s